Who the devil are you?
Well, you may ask that question, and, you may get an answer and then again you may not! It all depends on the mood. Yes, you read me right! Yes Yes! It all depends on the mood. I am schizophrenic (pun intended LOL). Now now don't ask if this is true or not. In time, everything will come on roll..
Get to the point, will you?
OK! OK! Be Cool Man! I will get to the point of who you are, WHO ARE YOU? Oh, sorry, who am I? well I suppose that I am Nisthar Buttons that got knocked off course some score and years ago somewhere off the straights of the West to the East and to the MiddleEast! Instead of going straight ahead I was blown right over to the left to the right of what should have been called an intellectual metamorphosis or maybe evolution, and Lo and Behold, I ended up in the hostile seas of the MVBlogosphere. Tattered and Torn.
Tattered and Torn?
What did you say?
I said nothing. It was you who said, Tattered and Torn.
Oh, alright, never mind. I don't remember why said it. Amnesiac, yes I am! You see one time I was in this big city and there were these Anarchist Punkheads, you know what they did? Kicked the whole football pitch long intestines outta me! Hmm. Not literally though, haha! So there I was tattered and torn! Haha! Maybe, that's why I said it. Anyway, I'm tired and I've to go now, I've a big tale to tell, it aint gonna cost you no dime.
See ya